Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Invite For First Death Anniversary

(History: religious joke)

A little humor in passing

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian arrive at the gate of Paradise at the time of the events of September 11, 2001.

The three met Abraham the Jew, Mohammed for the Muslims, the Christian Saint Peter.

Abraham, Mohammed and Peter shall consult: "It makes no sense to get to heaven without problem: In the Name of Allah, Yahweh, God, three have killed many people, they were free of violence. What will we do with them-other? "

Abraham said: "They were burned in sacrifice to the Lord, as my son Isaac."

Mohammed said: "We will instead send them a ride to Hell."

Saint Peter says: "I have a better idea, I admit, comes from Buddha to their purgatory: we will send them back to earth, as neighbors, and every morning they have to salute. " The other two cheer: "Good idea." This is the best way to show them to make peace before entering Paradise.

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